Fucking Glad You're My Dad

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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This Father’s Day card is the perfect blend of childhood sweetness and unfiltered honesty. Designed to look like it was lovingly crafted by a crayon-wielding toddler who definitely doesn’t know what “fuckin” means, it captures the purest of sentiments—just with a little extra spice.

With adorably misshapen letters, random backward ones for authenticity, and a smiling lion that may or may not be part dog (we’re not sure either), this card is guaranteed to make Dad laugh. Because nothing says I love you like a heartfelt, accidental profanity in rainbow colors.

Constructed with durable cardstock and a premium matte coating, this card is perfect for expressing your love and admiration for your father or grandfather. Measuring 5 inches by 7 inches, it comes with a blank interior to write a heartfelt message. This Father's Day card is made in Colorado, USA, and paired with a kraft envelope with an easy-to-use adhesive strip for sealing. 


- Perfect gift for father, stepfathers, and grandfathers
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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