Five Fucking Bucks Bundle | Funny Christmas Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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$ 22.00 USD
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Spread Holiday Cheer for Five Fucking Bucks! 🎄

Why spend a fortune when you can send some sleazy holiday spirit for just five bucks? This hilarious bundle includes 6 snarky Christmas cards that all read, "I almost didn't buy you this card, but it was five fucking bucks." Perfect for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh without breaking the bank. Whether you’re adding a sleazy twist to your holiday greetings or keeping it real with your gift-giving budget, this bundle has you covered!

Bundle includes:

  • 6 Snarky Christmas Cards
  • Each card reads: "I almost didn't buy you this card, but it was five fucking bucks"
  • Blank inside for your personal sleazy message
  • 5 x 7 inch cards printed on high-quality matte stock in Colorado
  • Comes with matching kraft envelopes made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Keep the holidays light, sleazy, and budget-friendly. Grab your "Five Fucking Buck" bundle today and make someone’s Christmas a little more inappropriate!

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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