Getting married is cute. Staying married? That’s where the jokes come in.
This card from the Sleazy Greetings x Write That Down collab is packed with hilarious, unfiltered marriage advice straight from Steve Wiltz—AKA the internet’s favorite realist husband. Think of it as a warning… wrapped in sarcasm and printed on high-quality cardstock.
Whether you’re celebrating a wedding, an anniversary, or just want to roast your favorite couple, this card delivers the laughs they’ll actually remember.
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Perfect for newlyweds, longtime couples, or friends who need a reality check
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with written interior with blank space for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.
Because nothing says “Congrats on your marriage” like a card that’s brutally honest.