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Favorite Stuffed Animal | WTD | Write That Down X Sleazy Greetings | Greeting Card

In collaboration with Steve Wiltz we turned his best relationship advice into hilarious cards.

$ 6.00 USD
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970 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Getting married is cute. Staying married? That’s where the jokes come in.

This card from the Sleazy Greetings x Write That Down collab is packed with hilarious, unfiltered marriage advice straight from Steve Wiltz—AKA the internet’s favorite realist husband. Think of it as a warning… wrapped in sarcasm and printed on high-quality cardstock.

Whether you’re celebrating a wedding, an anniversary, or just want to roast your favorite couple, this card delivers the laughs they’ll actually remember.

Details:

  • Perfect for newlyweds, longtime couples, or friends who need a reality check
  • Large 5 x 7 inch size with written interior with blank space for personalized message
  • Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
  • Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

Because nothing says “Congrats on your marriage” like a card that’s brutally honest.

 

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FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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