Favorite Pain In The Ass

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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Express appreciation for the amazing women in your life with our latest lighthearted Mother’s Day card! Ideal for your wife, mother, grandmother, or any woman who has to put up with what a pain in the ass you truly are, this humbly humorous card will surely deliver a playful laugh. Featuring a cute smiling cactus printed on recycled, sturdy card stock and finished with a matte coating, this high-quality card is sure to be a crowd favorite and will surely provide you with some forgiveness on some of your more painful qualities!

- Writing on inside says, "Thanks for putting up with me!"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in the USA onto post-consumer waste recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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