Sleazy Greetings funny die-cut vinyl sticker featuring a wide-eyed frog sitting in front of glittery flames beside the phrase ‘Existence Is Terror.’ Cute existential humor sticker with pastel colors, kawaii-inspired artwork, and chaotic emotional support aesthetic.
Sleazy Greetings funny die-cut vinyl sticker featuring a wide-eyed frog sitting in front of glittery flames beside the phrase ‘Existence Is Terror.’ Cute existential humor sticker with pastel colors, kawaii-inspired artwork, and chaotic emotional support aesthetic.
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Existence Is Terror Depressed Toad - Funny Vinyl Sticker

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Meet your new mood in amphibian form. This vinyl sticker features a deeply existential toad contemplating the void—and honestly, relatable. Perfect for the philosophical pessimist who appreciates dark humor with a slimy twist. Stick it anywhere you need a reminder that at least you're not alone in your existential dread. Because nothing says "I'm fine" like a bummed-out frog questioning reality.

  • Glitter styles feature holographic sparkle

  • All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side

  • Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use

  • Waterproof and weather-resistant

  • Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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