Enjoy Your Honeymoon (Dark Toned)

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG001144
$ 5.50 USD
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Celebrate the union of two souls with a touch of humor and a hint of sass! This wedding card is perfect for congratulating the newlyweds and adding a playful twist to their special day. Made from high-quality card stock with a beautiful green hue, it offers a luxurious texture and a matte finish. Inside, the card is left blank, allowing you to personalize it with your own heartfelt message for the bride and groom. Measuring A7 size (5" x 7"), this card is printed in Colorado, USA, on paper matte stock, ensuring both quality and eco-friendliness. It comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, completing the package in a sustainable manner. Whether it's for your sister, friend, or brother, this funny and rude wedding card adds a touch of fun to the celebration of love and commitment.


- Perfect gift for friend, family member, or love ones
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

 

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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