Dead Mouse

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Sleazy Greetings latest dirty birthday card featuring an all-too-common sight to cat owners, dead things your cat decided to present to you. Perfect to make your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancé, or significant-other laugh while celebrating their birthday. On a light purple background, this cute card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.

- Writing on inside says, "I brought you a gift. It might be dead..."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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