SG000010

Dad Joke Chart

Name: Dad Joke Chart
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000010
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 6.00 USD

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Ideal for your father, grandfather, or any person who has a horrible habit of dad jokes, this mathematically accurate card will surely deliver a playful laugh. Featuring a pie chart printed on sturdy card stock and finished with a matte coating, this high-quality card is sure to be a crowd favorite!

- The inside says, "Your jokes are like a dull pencil...there's really no point. I love you anyways, though."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in the USA onto paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.