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Browse now and find the perfect card that will leave a lasting impression and a smile on their face.\u003c\/span\u003e"},{"id":262906544199,"handle":"raunchy-greeting-cards","title":"Raunchy Greeting Cards","updated_at":"2025-11-08T07:02:24-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious collection of adult greeting cards. From clever innuendos to playful jokes, these cards are perfect for those who appreciate humor with a twist. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or any special occasion, our funny adult cards will leave you in stitches. Browse now and find the ideal card to bring laughter and smiles to your loved ones. Get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share the joy of adult humor with our delightful collection.\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2022-05-15T16:50:08-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Naughty"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2024-11-11T16:22:00-05:00","alt":null,"width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/raunchy.png?v=1731360121"}},{"id":439623680313,"handle":"stuff-4-u","updated_at":"2025-11-09T07:02:31-05:00","published_at":"2023-03-07T11:34:35-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"web","title":"Stuff 4 U","body_html":"\u003cheader class=\"section-header\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte rte--header\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was great meeting you, Barry! Here's a list of 36 best selling adult greeting cards we think would be a great fit for distribution. There are plenty of new cards being published soon that you may like, however, we don't have a lot of sales data on those new items. Thank you in advance! I hope this helps! 😊\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis includes birthdays, weddings, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, Christmas, and Valentine's Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e"},{"id":137319415850,"handle":"wedding","title":"Wedding","updated_at":"2025-11-09T07:02:31-05:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate love and laughter with our collection of wedding cards! These cards are specifically designed to bring a laugh to the couple on their special day. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a card for your best friend, sibling, or co-worker, our funny wedding cards are the perfect way to add some laughter to their happily ever after. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2019-08-05T14:37:34-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Wedding"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Greeting Card"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"8"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2024-11-11T15:46:07-05:00","alt":null,"width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/wedding.png?v=1731357968"}}]
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Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.
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Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.
Where are your cards made?
Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.
How big are your cards?
The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.
Do you offer personalization?
Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.
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