Make your Christmas cards the highlight of the mailbox this year. This Sleazy Greetings holiday bundle brings you our best-selling snarky cards — packed with naughty humor and festive sass that’ll make even Santa blush.
Whether you’re spreading joy or mild offense, these cards are guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a few judgmental stares). Perfect for friends, coworkers, or that one cousin who definitely belongs on the naughty list.
What’s Inside (Includes 1 of each design):
- We Saw That
- Santa Knows You've Been A B***h
- D***head Snowman
- Merry Christmas J***ass
- Santa Saw Search History
- My Favorite Ho Ho Ho
- There Are Some Ho's In This House
- Five F***ing Bucks
- All The S*** You Wanted
- Happy Holiday Beautiful B***h
- Positive Vibes Christmas
- I Can't Feel My Legs
- Merry Christmas From One C***
- D*ass M********r Christmas
- Just Gave Birth
- Some Christmas Spirit
- Merry Christmas F***er
- Merry Christmas C***
- Having Me Is The Best Gift Of All
- Watching You While You Sleep
- F***ing Christmas Card
- Christmas Lights
- My Christmas List
- You P**** A** B***h
Product Details:
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank space inside for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.
All cards are 5" x 7", printed on thick, premium card stock with matching envelopes. Made in the USA by a bunch of elves with dirty minds.
