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12 Christmas Cards That Shouldn't Exist

8k+ cards bought in the past month

$ 33.00 USD

Guaranteed to get a laugh 😂

Printed

in the USA

$1.95 Stamp Mail

Envelope

included

Human-designed

artwork
Quantity

Description

Make your Christmas cards the highlight of the mailbox this year. This Sleazy Greetings holiday bundle brings you our best-selling snarky cards — packed with naughty humor and festive sass that’ll make even Santa blush.

Whether you’re spreading joy or mild offense, these cards are guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a few judgmental stares). Perfect for friends, coworkers, or that one cousin who definitely belongs on the naughty list.

What’s Inside (Includes 1 of each design):

  • We Saw That
  • Santa Knows You've Been A B*tch
  • D*ckhead Snowman
  • Merry Christmas Jackass
  • Santa Saw Search History
  • My Favorite Ho Ho Ho
  • There Are Some Ho's In This House
  • Five Fucking Bucks
  • All The Sh*t You Wanted 
  • Happy Holiday Beautiful B*tch
  • Positive Vibes Christmas
  • I Can't Feel My Legs

Product Details:

  • Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank space inside for personalized message
  • Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
  • Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

All cards are 5" x 7", printed on thick, premium card stock with matching envelopes. Made in the USA by a bunch of elves with dirty minds.

Product Features

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 1-2 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that if you choose tracking with shipping.

We offer budget shipping with stamp letter mail for $1.95 via the USPS First Class Mail that takes 7-14 days for delivery.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our card shop in Centennial, Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $30, you’ll get free shipping! 🎉

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boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.