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But Did You Die | Funny Trucker Hat

Hilarious thoughts on high quality hats.

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$ 25.00 USD

Have a question? Message us at support@sleazygreetings.com

Product Features

Description

Wear this philosophical trucker hat and instantly become the voice of reason in any dramatic situation. Perfect for those who believe that if you survived it, you can joke about it. Let this cap remind your friends that their minor inconveniences are basically nothing in the grand scheme of things. Stoicism never looked so sarcastic.

This classic trucker hat is designed for everyday wear with a comfortable, one-size-fits-most fit and an adjustable plastic snap closure in the back. It features a large front patch and a structured trucker style with a breathable mesh back, making it easy to wear all day without overthinking it. Finished with hand-drawn illustrations created in-house (no AI here), this hat brings just the right amount of personality to your regular rotation.

- One size fits most
- Adjustable plastic snap closure
- Large patch on the front of the hat
- Structured trucker style with breathable mesh back
- Hand-drawn illustrations created in-house, no AI used

 

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges 

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order. 

 

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by immature (fun) people. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds. 

 

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.


We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

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WHAT SLEAZEBAGS ARE SAYING

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boring Things are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes —  guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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 REAL CUSTOMERS, REAL REVIEWS, NO THREATS INVOLVED

BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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