Sleazy Greetings funny die-cut vinyl sticker featuring a pink newspaper with the phrase ‘Breaking News I Don’t Care!!’ beside a coffee cup and flower illustration. Sarcastic pastel sticker with playful doodle-style artwork and trendy chaotic aesthetic.

STK-00202

Breaking News I Dont Care Newspaper - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Breaking News I Dont Care Newspaper - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00202
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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In a world obsessed with hot takes and breaking news, this sticker is your honest response. Styled like a vintage newspaper headline, it declares your complete and total apathy toward whatever drama is unfolding. Perfect for the chronically unbothered, the news-fatigued, and anyone who's mastered the art of not caring. Slap it on your laptop, journal, or anywhere you need to broadcast your indifference. Weather-resistant vinyl that says what we're all thinking: sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.