9 Best Selling Christmas Cards Set

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 49.50 USD
$ 36.00 USD
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Get ready to jingle all the way to laughter with our Best Selling Christmas Cards Set! Unwrap the festive fun with 9 merry designs that are sure to sleigh every holiday moment. From the timeless 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' to 'Watching You While You Sleep,' our cards guarantee a holly, jolly good time. Grab yours now and let the festivities begin!

9 Festive Cards

  • Christmas Lights (Blank Inside)
  • Expect A Few Inches (Blank Inside)
  • Fucking Christmas Card (Blank Inside)
  • Holidays and Shit (Blank Inside)
  • Merry Christmas Bitch Gingerbread (Blank Inside)
  • Merry Christmas Motherfucker (Blank Inside)
  • Twas The Nizzle Before Christmizzle (Blank Inside)
  • Watching You While You Sleep (Printed Inside)
  • We Saw That (Printed Inside)

Printed on 5 x 7 inch matte stock in the snowy heart of Colorado, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper – because we believe in spreading joy, not waste. Make this holiday season a ho-ho-whole lot funnier!

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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