Because I've Lost Control Of My Life - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Sleazy Greetings funny die-cut vinyl sticker featuring a stressed cartoon duck stirring a pot beside the phrase ‘Because I’ve Lost Control of My Life.’ Relatable chaotic sticker with anxious humor, quirky cooking artwork, and playful emotional breakdown aesthetic.

STK-00222

Because I've Lost Control Of My Life - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Because I've Lost Control Of My Life - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00222
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Finally, a sticker that gets you.

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Your life's a beautiful mess and you're owning it—this vinyl sticker says what we're all thinking. Perfect for anyone who's embraced chaos as a lifestyle choice and stopped pretending they have it together. Durable and unapologetically honest, it sticks to laptops, cars, and water bottles like your poor decisions stick to you. Because sometimes admitting defeat is the most relatable thing you can do. Slap it on and let the world know: you're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to nowhere in particular.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.