Surprise your Valentine with this hilarious card that playfully implies wanting to be "on their dick" through a clever poem. Perfect for couples who don't take themselves too seriously and enjoy a bit of humor in their relationship. No sappy cliches here, just a cheeky and playful message.
Celebrate Valentine's Day, and anniversaries with a touch of humor and naughtiness with Sleazy Greetings cards. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your husband or significant other, whether it's for a special occasion or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Give the gift of laughter and love with Sleazy Greetings cards.
- Perfect gift for boyfriend, husband, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.
