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This Card Sucks Harder Than You At A Gloryhole | Funny Birthday Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 6.00 USD
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This sassy birthday card delivers a savage laugh: “This card sucks harder than you at a gloryhole.” Ideal for fans of edgy humor, it’s sure to make the birthday honoree chuckle—and maybe turn a little red. A daring and playful way to celebrate with a cheeky edge! Made with high-quality matte cardstock and paired with a recycled kraft envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own spicy note. Whether for your partner, spouse, or a friend who loves a good roast, this Sleazy Greetings card brings the perfect mix of humor and affection.

- Perfect gift for boyfriend, wife, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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