As Nice As My Butt

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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$ 5.50 USD
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We can’t lie, we all like big butts! Strut your stuff and surprise your loved one, husband, boyfriend, fiance, significant other, partner, girlfriend, or wife with this dirty card perfect for an adult birthday. Featuring a big, bare-naked butt against a pink backdrop, this card is printed on high-quality recycled card stock and layered with a matte finish. Who doesn’t love a big bubble butt? (We’ll leave it to you to supply the real deal!)

- Writing on inside says, "And my butt is amazing."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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