Sleazy Greetings funny die-cut vinyl sticker featuring a sloth riding a train beside the phrase ‘All Aboard to Procrastination Station.’ Cute procrastination humor sticker with whimsical cartoon artwork, playful chaos, and relatable lazy day aesthetic.

STK-00224

All Aboard To Procrastination Station - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: All Aboard To Procrastination Station - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00224
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Next stop: doing literally anything except what you're supposed to be doing. This vinyl sticker celebrates the fine art of procrastination with all the enthusiasm of a conductor who's given up on schedules. Weatherproof and ready to stick around (unlike your deadlines), it's perfect for your laptop, planner, or anywhere you need a laugh about your terrible time management. All aboard means you're officially committed to the journey of "I'll do it tomorrow." Spoiler alert: tomorrow never comes.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

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Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.