A Total MILF | Funny Mother's Day Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000784
$ 6.00 USD
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This card is designed for the husband who knows his wife is a total MILF—or for the bold daughter who finds it absolutely hilarious to remind her mom she’s still got it. Whether it’s a flirty nod to the mother of your kids or an inside joke that leaves Mom blushing, this cheeky yet stylish floral card keeps Mother’s Day fun, fresh, and maybe just a little inappropriate. Because let’s be real—hot moms deserve recognition too. 🔥

Crafted with durable cardstock and a premium matte coating, this card is the perfect way to celebrate the amazing mom in your life. Measuring 5 inches by 7 inches, it features a blank interior for your own heartfelt (or hilarious) message. This Mother’s Day card is made in Colorado, USA, and comes with a kraft envelope featuring an easy-to-use adhesive strip for hassle-free sealing.


- Perfect gift for mothers, stepmothers, and grandmothers
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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