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9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set

These cards are naughty list approved.

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9 Pack

$4.44 per card

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$ 40.00 USD
$ 54.00 USD
Sale 26% off

Product Features

Description

Send some shock and laughs with our 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set. These offensive cards are sure to stir up some holiday fun. Perfect for the sarcastic prankster in your life. (Caution: may cause excessive laughter and potentially awkward family moments.)

9 Festive Cards

  • All The Shit You Wanted (Blank Inside)
  • Chestnuts Roasting (Blank Inside)
  • Five Fucking Bucks (Blank Inside)
  • Holy Shit What A Year (Blank Inside)
  • I Can't Feel My Legs (Blank Inside)
  • Look A Lot Like Fuck This (Blank Inside)
  • Merry Christmas Asshole (Blank Inside)
  • Merry Christmas Saggy Balls (Blank Inside)
  • You Pussy Ass Bitch (Blank Inside)

Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but not Amazon-on-energy-drinks fast. Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your sleazy little package in about 2–5 business days after that.

 

We ship straight from either our Colorado or Pennsylvania location. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges 

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order. 

 

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by people who probably belong on the naughty list. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds. 

 

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.


We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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 REAL CUSTOMERS, REAL REVIEWS, NO THREATS INVOLVED

BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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