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9 Worst Birthday Cards Ever Set

Name: 9 Worst Birthday Cards Ever Set
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 36.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 49.50 USD

$ 36.00 USD

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163 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Unleash the laughs with our 9 Worst Birthday Cards Ever Set. These offensive and hilarious cards will make anyone's birthday unforgettable. Perfect for those who don't take themselves too seriously. Get ready to crack up!

9 Wicked Cards

5 Cats Think You're A Cunt (Printed Inside)
The Worst Card Ever (Blank Inside)
Every Birthday (Printed Inside)
Frothy Ejaculation (Printed Inside)
Happy Birthday Asshole (Blank Inside)
Happy Birthday Whore (Blank Inside)
Mom Should Have Aborted You (Blank Inside)
Stupid Fat Bastard (Blank Inside)
You Know It (Printed Inside)

Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.