Collection of humorous Christmas cards with various designs and text.

Collection of 9 Funny Christmas Cards from Colorado, USA.

Greeting card with illustration of a person in a bathrobe holding a toilet, accompanied by an envelope, on a white background.

Card with a cartoon dog wearing reindeer antlers and a Christmas wreath, with text above it.

Greeting card with gingerbread men design and blank inside text area.

Christmas card with Santa Claus and Jesus基督, featuring humorous text.

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9 Hilarious Christmas Cards Bundle (MINI CARDS 4.25 X 5.5)

Name: 9 Hilarious Christmas Cards Bundle (MINI CARDS 4.25 X 5.5)
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SGA-B1-BOX-002
Price: 35.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

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Sleazy Greetings – 9 Hilarious Christmas Cards Bundle

Ditch boring holiday cards! This 9-pack features snark, sass, and laugh-out-loud designs. Perfect for those who love an inappropriate Christmas spirit. 🎄

What's Inside?

Santa Saw Your Search History (blank inside)
We Saw That (message inside)
Shitter’s Full, Merry Christmas (blank inside)
There Are Some Ho’s in This House (blank inside)
My Favorite Ho Ho Ho (blank inside)
I Can’t Feel My Legs (blank inside)
Five F*cking Bucks (blank inside)
They Started with My Leg (blank inside)
All the Sh*t You Wanted (blank inside)

Card Details

Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches
Material: Premium matte stock
Envelopes: Kraft, 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
Origin: Made in Colorado, USA

Additional Features

Hand-designed and printed in the USA
White envelopes included
Unique, hand-drawn designs
Vivid inks and premium card stock

Shipping Protection

We deliver in a sturdy shipping box or rigid mailer to protect your cards. Each card is masterfully illustrated by artists in Denver, Colorado. 🎨

Perfect for

Send these cards to your favorite people or those you want to offend. They will definitely bring a smile! 🎉

Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.