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Funny Christmas Card Bundle – Sleazy Holiday Cards for Adults (Pack of 6, 12, or 24)

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Funny Christmas Card Bundle – Sleazy Holiday Cards for Adults (Pack of 6, 12, or 24)

These cards are naughty list approved.

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6 Pack

$5.00 per card

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$ 36.00 USD

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12 Pack

$4.17 per card

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$ 36.00 USD

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24 Pack

$2.88 per card

Best value

$ 36.00 USD

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Product Features

Description

Make your Christmas cards the highlight of the mailbox this year. This Sleazy Greetings holiday bundle brings you our best-selling snarky cards — packed with naughty humor and festive sass that’ll make even Santa blush.

Whether you’re spreading joy or mild offense, these cards are guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a few judgmental stares). Perfect for friends, coworkers, or that one cousin who definitely belongs on the naughty list.

Bundle Options:

Pack of 6: Includes 1 of each design
Pack of 12: Includes 2 of each design
Pack of 24: Includes 4 of each design

What’s Inside:

Santa Knows You’ve Been a B*tch
D*ckhead Snowman
Merry Christmas, Jack*ss
Santa Saw Your Search History
I heard there are some Hos in this house
My Favorite Ho Ho Ho

Product Details:

Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

All cards are 5" x 7", printed on thick, premium card stock with matching envelopes. Made in the USA by a bunch of elves with dirty minds.

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but not Amazon-on-energy-drinks fast. Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your sleazy little package in about 2–5 business days after that.

We ship straight from either our Colorado or Pennsylvania location. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order.

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by people who probably belong on the naughty list. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds.

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.

We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed and shipped from our good old friends in Colorado.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people smile.