Funny Christmas Card Bundle – Sleazy Holiday Cards for Adults (Pack of 6, 12, or 24)

These cards are naughty list approved.

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Choose Your Offer:

6 Pack

$5.00 per card

$ 36.00 USD
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12 Pack

$4.17 per card

$ 36.00 USD
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24 Pack

$2.88 per card

$ 36.00 USD
Sale 0% off

Product Features

Description

Make your Christmas cards the highlight of the mailbox this year. This Sleazy Greetings holiday bundle brings you our best-selling snarky cards — packed with naughty humor and festive sass that’ll make even Santa blush.

Whether you’re spreading joy or mild offense, these cards are guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a few judgmental stares). Perfect for friends, coworkers, or that one cousin who definitely belongs on the naughty list.

Bundle Options:

  • Pack of 6: Includes 1 of each design
  • Pack of 12: Includes 2 of each design
  • Pack of 24: Includes 4 of each design

What’s Inside:

  • Santa Knows You’ve Been a B*tch
  • D*ckhead Snowman
  • Merry Christmas, Jack*ss
  • Santa Saw Your Search History
  • My Favorite Ho Ho Ho

Product Details:

  • Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
  • Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
  • Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

All cards are 5" x 7", printed on thick, premium card stock with matching envelopes. Made in the USA by a bunch of elves with dirty minds.

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but not Amazon-on-energy-drinks fast. Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your sleazy little package in about 2–5 business days after that.

 

We ship straight from either our Colorado or Pennsylvania location. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges 

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order. 

 

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by people who probably belong on the naughty list. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.


We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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