Funny Greeting Card Bundles & Custom Packs

Funny inappropriate Christmas card collection featuring vulgar Santa jokes, trashy holiday humor, chaotic gremlin energy, and wildly unhinged festive comedy. Includes offensive Christmas puns, drunk Santa vibes, rude reindeer jokes, inappropriate adult humor, and sarcastic holiday greeting cards with chaotic retro energy.

Funny inappropriate Christmas card bundle featuring 9 wildly unhinged holiday cards with vulgar Santa jokes, trashy festive humor, chaotic gremlin energy, and offensive Christmas comedy. Adult humor greeting card set packed with rude reindeer jokes, inappropriate holiday puns, drunk Santa vibes, and sarcastic Christmas chaos — proudly made in the USA.

Funny inappropriate Christmas card bundle featuring vulgar Santa jokes, trashy holiday humor, and chaotic gremlin energy in a hilariously offensive boxed card set. Adult humor Christmas greeting cards with rude reindeer jokes, drunk Santa vibes, inappropriate holiday puns, and wildly unhinged festive comedy — complete with kraft envelopes and premium Sleazy Greetings packaging.

Funny Christmas cards with blank interiors for your own handwritten messages, printed on premium matte cardstock that writes cleanly without smudging. Includes kraft envelopes and high-quality paper perfect for personalized holiday chaos, sarcastic Christmas notes, and inappropriate festive humor.

Funny inappropriate Christmas card sized at 5 x 7 inches (A7) featuring chaotic reindeer humor and the phrase ‘I Almost Didn’t Buy You This Card Because It Was Five Fucking Bucks.’ Premium adult humor greeting card with thick matte cardstock, kraft envelope, and sarcastic holiday gremlin energy.

Funny inappropriate Christmas cards that each include their own matching kraft envelope with peel-and-stick adhesive closure. Premium adult humor greeting cards with thick matte cardstock, rustic kraft packaging, and chaotic holiday gremlin energy perfect for sarcastic Christmas gifting.

9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set

These cards are naughty list approved.

Title

9 Pack

$4.44 per card

9 Festive Cards

All The Shit You Wanted (Blank Inside)
Chestnuts Roasting (Blank Inside)
Five Fucking Bucks (Blank Inside)
Holy Shit What A Year (Blank Inside)
I Can't Feel My Legs (Blank Inside)
Look A Lot Like Fuck This (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Asshole (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Saggy Balls (Blank Inside)
You Pussy Ass Bitch (Blank Inside)

Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but not Amazon-on-energy-drinks fast. Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your sleazy little package in about 2–5 business days after that.

We ship straight from either our Colorado or Pennsylvania location. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order.

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by people who probably belong on the naughty list. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds.

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.

We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed and shipped from our good old friends in Colorado.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.