Funny Christmas Bundle (24 Pack)

Collection of various Christmas cards with different designs and messages.

Collection of 24 humorous Christmas cards displayed on a white background with text indicating they are made in Colorado, USA.

Card with a dog illustration and humorous text, printed on thick cardstock in Colorado, USA.

Greeting card with gingerbread men and candyland design, featuring a matching kraft envelope.

Greeting card with Santa Claus and Jesus design, labeled 'We Saw That', with dimensions indicated.

Christmas card with Santa Claus and Jesus illustration, featuring humorous text.

Card with colorful text message and Santa Claus graphic on lined paper design.

Blank greeting card with text 'all other cards are blank inside' on a white background

24 Christmas Card Bundle – Hilarious Holiday Greeting Cards

These cards are naughty list approved.

Title

24 Pack

$2.88 per card

Best value

$ 69.00 USD

$ 144.00 USD

Sale 52% off

Product Features

Description

Product Details

Why settle for boring? Surprise your loved ones with these hilarious, offensive Christmas cards. Each design delivers a laugh or a gasp, making you the talk of the holiday party. Perfect for pranksters and office jokesters, these cards add a shot of sarcasm to your cheer. Get ready to make a memorable impression this season!

What's Included:

📦 The Complete Boxed Set: 24 unique designs.
📄 High-Quality Cards: 5" x 7" on thick, premium matte card stock.
💌 Kraft Envelopes: Matching kraft brown, peel-and-stick adhesive.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and assembled in Colorado.

Card Designs:

Santa Saw Search History
Some Christmas Spirit
Merry Christmas Mother Fer*
Having Me Is The Best Gift Of All
Santa Knows You’ve Been A B*tch
Merry Christmas Jacka
Sh*tter’s Full Merry Christmas*
There Are Some Ho’s In This House
Can’t Feel My Legs
Five Fing Bucks*
Holy Sh*t What A Year
All The Sh*t You Wanted
Look A Lot Like F This*
Miserable Old Bard*
Merry Christmas Bh Gingerbread*
We Saw That
Watching You While You Sleep
Christmas Tree-Rex
Holidays and Sh*t
Fing Christmas Card*
Jesus Birthday
Christmas Lights
My Christmas List
Just Gave Birth
Happy Holidaze

Perfect Size:

Not too big, not too small — plenty of space inside for your message.

Sturdy Packaging:

Ships in a rigid mailer or sturdy box to protect against damage.

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but not Amazon-on-energy-drinks fast. Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your sleazy little package in about 2–5 business days after that.

We ship straight from either our Colorado or Pennsylvania location. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order.

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by people who probably belong on the naughty list. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds.

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.

We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

All cards are blank inside except:

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed and shipped from our good old friends in Colorado.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.