His majestic roar keeps you tossing and turning at night, but you wouldn't want it coming from anyone else. However, you're one night away from smothering his f'ing head with your pillow. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Writing on inside says, "Snore again and I'll smother you. In a loving way." - A7 size (5" x 7") - Printed in Montana, USA onto a papermatte stock. - Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
Greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language.
We've all been there, standing in the convenience store aisle searching the shelves for a card that represents the f#*ked up relationship you have with your best friend, partner, family member, or fellow co-worker.
One August day in 2017, our founder and owner, Nathaniel Treichler, was in the same situation. Out of the hundreds available, he couldn't find a suitable birthday card for his brother. This lead to the birth of Sleazy Greetings, a greeting card brand committed to producing strictly unprofessional cards.
"We will bring greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language to market. Instead of sending your close friends a clique and stale "Happy Birthday" card, you can deliver a memorable experience with a classy "Happy Birthday yah b**ch" on a quality piece of folded parchment." ~ Nathaniel, May 4th on Facebook
Later into the Spring of 2018, we finally started designing our first line of cards with the artistic help of our chief designer, Tyra Berta.
Our production took months—mostly to find a suitable manufacturer that met our standards. Finally, we found our soulmate, an environmentally friendly manufacturer out of North Carolina, USA. All of our stationery products are made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper and printed with water soy-based inks. You can basically eat them...but please don't.
Our main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards.
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