Bold & Funny Car Bumper Magnets | Sleazy Greetings

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Funny Car Bumper Magnets

The easiest way to add instant personality to your ride. Made to stick, remove, and swap in seconds. Made in Colorado, USA.

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Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘My Driving Scares Me Too’ in bold black retro typography on a bright yellow background with a warning symbol icon. Humorous novelty car magnet with self-deprecating driving humor and simple high-contrast design.

Scares Me Too | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Don’t Park Too Close I’m Thick’ in bold yellow typography on a bright pink background with a cute fluffy hamster illustration wearing a flower. Humorous novelty car magnet with playful body-positive humor and colorful retro-inspired design.

I'm Thick | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Student Driver Jesus Take The Wheel’ in bold black and yellow caution-style typography inspired by classic student driver signage. Humorous novelty car magnet with sarcastic driving humor and high-contrast road safety aesthetic.

Jesus Take The Wheel | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘I’m So Gay I Can’t Even Drive Straight’ in bold white outlined typography over a vibrant rainbow and cloud background with sparkles on a black backdrop. Humorous novelty car magnet with playful LGBTQ+ pride humor and colorful retro-inspired design.

I'm So Gay | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Silly Goose On The Loose’ in colorful playful lettering on a bright green background with sparkles and a cute cartoon goose illustration. Humorous novelty car magnet with whimsical goose humor and vibrant retro-inspired design.

Silly Goose On The Loose | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘On My Way To Your Mom’s House’ in bold retro typography over a purple and pink tropical sunset background with palm tree silhouettes. Humorous novelty car magnet with vibrant vaporwave-inspired design.

To Your Mom's House | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Please Don’t Honk At Me, I’m Probably Already Crying’ in bold white outlined typography on a blue-to-pink gradient background. Humorous novelty car magnet with relatable anxious driver humor and playful retro-inspired design.

Probably Already Crying | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Speeding Home To Pet My Dog’ in bold black and red typography with a large black paw print graphic on a white background. Humorous novelty car magnet with playful dog-lover humor and clean modern design.

Pet My Dog | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘My Other Ride Is Your Dad’ in bold blue lettering on a pastel pink background with heart accents and playful cowboy boot illustrations. Humorous novelty car magnet with cheeky flirtatious humor and trendy retro-inspired design.

Other Ride Is Your Dad | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘My Cat Thinks I’m Doing Great’ alongside a cute orange cartoon cat giving a thumbs up on a teal background. Humorous novelty car magnet with playful pet-owner humor and whimsical illustrated design.

My Cat Thinks I'm Doing Great | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Throw Bread On Me’ in bold black typography on a bright yellow background with a classic illustrated goose graphic. Humorous novelty car magnet with silly goose humor and playful vintage-inspired design.

Throw Bread On Me | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny bumper magnet featuring the phrase ‘Sorry In Advance’ in bold white block typography on a bright red background. Humorous novelty car magnet with minimalist high-contrast design and playful driver warning humor.

Sorry In Advance | Funny Car Magnet

$ 10.00 USD

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