Do Me In Every Paw-sition

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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$ 5.50 USD
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Our best selling, hilarious card is perfect as a dirty anniversary card, dirty Valentine's Day card, or naughty birthday card surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, significant other, or fiance. Featuring two furry pandas clapping cheeks, make your loved one laugh and invite 'em for some nocturnal physical activities. *Wink wink* Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Writing on inside says, "Fur real."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Denver, Colorado onto a recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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