You're Trapped Forever

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Capture the essence of eternal love with our hilarious wedding card. It's not just a card; it's a comical commentary on love's sweet captivity. Crafted from premium card stock with a smooth matte finish, this card offers a luxurious feel. The A7 size is perfect for your heartfelt message, and the funny writings inside will leave the newlyweds in stitches. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Celebrate the union of love with a touch of humor that's as enduring as their commitment.

- Writing on inside, "Doomed to the marriage life. CONGRATULATIONS!"
- Perfect gift for friend, brother or groom-to-be
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior below the writing for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)


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