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Obscene Birthday Cards

Shop funny and obscene birthday cards. Choose from dozens of funny birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right inappropriate.

Shake Your Tits
Shake Your Tits

Shake Your Tits

$ 4.29 USD

Hang Loose
Hang Loose

Hang Loose

$ 4.29 USD

Superior Sibling Black
Superior Sibling Black

Superior Sibling Black

$ 4.29 USD

Superior Sibling Purple
Superior Sibling Purple

Superior Sibling Purple

$ 4.29 USD

Under Boob Sweat
Under Boob Sweat

Under Boob Sweat

$ 4.29 USD

Sugar Tits
Sugar Tits

Sugar Tits

$ 4.29 USD

Loving Me Just The Way I Am
Loving Me Just The Way I Am

Loving Me Just The Way I Am

$ 4.29 USD

Oh, It's Your Birthday?
Oh, It's Your Birthday?

Oh, It's Your Birthday?

$ 4.29 USD

God Damn Magical Unicorn
God Damn Magical Unicorn

God Damn Magical Unicorn

$ 4.29 USD

Have A FabulouASS Birthday
Have A FabulouASS Birthday

Have A FabulouASS Birthday

$ 4.29 USD

Creepin' It Real
Creepin' It Real

Creepin' It Real

$ 4.29 USD

Cheers To 21 Years Champagne
Cheers To 21 Years Champagne

Cheers To 21 Years Champagne

$ 4.29 USD

Cheers To 21 Years Rosé
Cheers To 21 Years Rosé

Cheers To 21 Years Rosé

$ 4.29 USD

Looking Legal AF
Looking Legal AF

Looking Legal AF

$ 4.29 USD

Fake I.D.
Fake I.D.

Fake I.D.

$ 4.29 USD

Wanna Hold Them?
Wanna Hold Them?

Wanna Hold Them?

$ 4.29 USD

Same Old Sheet
Same Old Sheet

Same Old Sheet

$ 4.29 USD

Ride My Broomstick
Ride My Broomstick

Ride My Broomstick

$ 4.29 USD

I'd Haunt You Forever
I'd Haunt You Forever

I'd Haunt You Forever

$ 4.29 USD

Spooktacular Halloween
Spooktacular Halloween

Spooktacular Halloween

$ 4.29 USD

Suck The Life Out of You
Suck The Life Out of You

Suck The Life Out of You

$ 4.29 USD

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

Michael Myers

$ 4.29 USD

I'm Not Old, I'm Just Italian
I'm Not Old, I'm Just Italian

I'm Not Old, I'm Just Italian

$ 4.29 USD

Blow up Dolls
Blow up Dolls

Blow up Dolls

$ 4.29 USD

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