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Obscene Birthday Cards

Shop funny and obscene birthday cards. Choose from dozens of funny birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right inappropriate.
60th Penis

60th Penis
50th Penis

50th Penis
40th Penis

40th Penis
30th Penis

30th Penis
21st Penis

21st Penis
29th Penis

29th Penis
70th Penis

70th Penis
Shit Head

Shit Head
Folded Piece Of Paper

Folded Piece Of Paper
Buttloads Of Fun

Buttloads Of Fun
Shockingly Bad

Shockingly Bad
Taking Time Out Of My Busy Day

Taking Time Out Of My Busy Day
Your Chariot Awaits

Your Chariot Awaits
Leaving A Massive Birthday Surprise

Leaving A Massive Birthday Surprise
Breaking News

Breaking News
Happy Birthday Cunt

Happy Birthday Cunt
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half

Happy Birthday To My Otter Half
Unicorns Farting Rainbows

Unicorns Farting Rainbows
Penis Happy Birthday

Penis Happy Birthday
Favorite Fossil

Favorite Fossil
Rude That You're Younger Than Me

Rude That You're Younger Than Me
I Was Told There Would Be Cake

I Was Told There Would Be Cake
Buzzin'

Buzzin'
Grow Shorty

Grow Shorty

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