All The Shit You Wanted

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Celebrate Father's Day or birthday, show appreciation for your dad with this rude and cute card. This card is made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish for a high-quality feel. Measuring A7 size (5" x 7"), this card is blank inside, allowing you to write your own heartfelt message. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock, it comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your dad or grandfather how much they mean to you with this lovely card.

- Perfect gift for father, stepfathers, and grandfathers
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

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