Frothy Ejaculation

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000758
$ 5.50 USD
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This card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh on their birthday. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a bit a sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It has a funny message inside! Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Whether it's for a friend, mother, or wife, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.


- Perfect gift for friend, siblings, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior below the writing for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

 

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