Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000462
$ 9.00 USD
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This funny 3D pop up greeting card by Sleazy Greetings is great for birthdays of all ages! It features the humor you love in an elegant design. Made from sturdy card stock and constructed by hand, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. It's the perfect way to get a smile and a laugh in a fun way.

Unlike other cheap greeting cards, Sleazy Greetings are crafted from premium, thick cardstock and designed in the United States. Our cards will not only look and feel great but will be the laughing highlight of the party.

  • SIZE: This birthday card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card.
  • DESIGNED IN THE USA: Sleazy Greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.
  • FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD: The front of this card builds the suspense saying, "I got you something for your birthday." They won't expect the nutty joke awaiting them inside. The 3D squirrel popup on the inside features space on the inside to write your message. It does not have sound or motion when opened.
  • PERFECT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY: We designed these funny birthday cards featuring a squirrel holding acorns saying whether it's for their 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday. It's a classic joke inspired by a popular 'meme' that even children say.
  • MAKE HIM OR HER SMILE: This squirrel birthday card will surely put a smile on their face! Make them laugh with this clever happy birthday card that features a hilarious squirrel pun about acorn.
  • LARGE AND POP UP ON THE INSIDE: Our 5 x 7 inch funny birthday card for men or women comes with a lined notepad sheet with plenty of space for your personalized message; It's made of uncoated paper with a texture that is easy to write on and won't smudge. Sleazy Greeting pop up cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.
  • SHIPPING THE POPUP: Please use 2 stamps when mailing with the United States Postal Service due to its thickness and overall weight. All envelopes are sturdy kraft envelopes and has an easy peel adhesive strip (peel to stick). Each kraft envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo.

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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