{"title":"Top 5 Best Sellers","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"good-egg-greetings-screaming-goat-birthday-card-for-men-women-and-kids-screaming-goat-meme-with-sound-and-shaking-head-motion-5-25-x-8-18-inches","title":"Good Egg Greetings Screaming Goat Birthday Card - Screaming Goat Meme with Sound and Shaking Head Motion - 5.25 x 8.18 Inches","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"syl-image-wrapper\" data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p19-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/f6e1c9873bf9466297ffc51160304d46~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-origin-jpeg.jpeg?from=476444299\" name=\"\" width=\"1500\" height=\"450\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"syl-image-wrapper\" data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yn2rypmRYls?si=yUmLvYnGW_vzDxLv\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"syl-image-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/f35d65702a984650b4ec88270e2a08f8~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-origin-jpeg.jpeg?from=476444299\" name=\"\" width=\"1698\" height=\"1050\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSOUND AND MOTION – As they open this amusing birthday card, the goat shakes its head side to side with each long scream. Celebrate the birthdays of friends and family with our Screaming Goat Card!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGAG GIFT – No one will ever forget this unique funny birthday card. Co-workers, colleagues, and children will giggle at the silliness of this screaming goat card. It's a gift that will keep on giving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHIGH QUALITY CARD – Impress with this large 5.2 x 8.18 inch card printed on premium-grade paper with a glossy shine, giving it a lasting quality that’s perfect for any happy birthday gift card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGREAT FOR EVERYONE – This Screaming Goat Birthday Card combines humor and surprise to entertain kids, teens, men, and women alike, making it a versatile gift choice for any birthday celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLIFETIME WARRANTY INCLUDED – With 2,000 plays lasting 20 seconds each using non-replaceable batteries, this birthday card provides countless laughs and entertainment, becoming a cherished keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"syl-image-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p19-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/ad3452ec1d254d78bfb8c49447844396~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-origin-jpeg.jpeg?from=476444299\" name=\"\" width=\"1698\" height=\"1050\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Screaming Goat Birthday Card, a hilarious and unique way to celebrate the birthdays of your friends and family! This silly and inappropriate card is perfect for kids, men, and women, making it a versatile and unisex choice for any birthday celebration. When opened, the card reveals a shaking goat head that delivers a humorous message, accompanied by entertaining background music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot only does this card create a delightful surprise, but it also provides long-lasting entertainment with 2,000 plays lasting 20 seconds each. Crafted with high-quality audio and smooth goat head movement, it becomes a cherished keepsake that recipients will want to show off. Don't settle for ordinary birthday cards; make your loved ones' special day unforgettable with the one-of-a-kind Screaming Goat Card!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSIZE: This meme birthday card folds to 5.25 inches by 8.18 inches and comes with a matching thick, blue envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDESIGNED IN THE USA: Good Egg Greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout Good Egg Greetings\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSince 2017, Good Egg Greetings has been committed to producing the funniest and most unique cards for all occasions. Launched in a college dorm room, Good Egg Greetings has grown to offer dozens of cards to thousands of customers world-wide. Our funny cards are designed and illustrated within the USA to support local businesses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards. Good Egg Greetings is on a mission to spice up the dull greeting card industry with funny greeting cards. Whoever you're shopping for we have a large variety of funny cards they will love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Good Egg Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49459851493689,"sku":"SG000525","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/ScreamingGoatCardFront.png?v=1718988926"},{"product_id":"sleazy-greetings-deez-nuts-squirrel-pop-up-birthday-card-funny-birthday-card-for-men-women-squirrel-3d-greeting-cards-5x7-inch","title":"Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch","description":"\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"featurebullets_feature_div\" data-csa-c-id=\"se7j1n-ieq1lk-319ljz-mzt4ne\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-asin=\"B0B6D6QD72\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"featurebullets_feature_div\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"featurebullets\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-feature-name=\"featurebullets\" class=\"celwidget\" id=\"featurebullets_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-medium a-spacing-top-small\" id=\"feature-bullets\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/n2WlOIZ1W74?si=o-fu2JFKkfGznAhU\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"a-spacing-base\"\u003eThis funny 3D pop up greeting card by Sleazy Greetings is great for birthdays of all ages! 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