{"title":"Glitter Stickers","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eGlitter stickers with rude humor and bold designs. Made to shine and offend.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"glitter-100-that-bitch-sticker","title":"100% That Bitch Glitter Shiny Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow off your fierce and fabulous self with the 100% That Bitch Glitter Shiny Sticker. This sparkly little gem adds a cheeky pop of glitter and attitude to anything you slap it on. Perfect for those who aren’t afraid to shine—and sass—loud and proud!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50859153228089,"sku":"STK-00035","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/GLITTER_100_ThatBitch1.png?v=1749738882"},{"product_id":"glitter-elmo-on-fire-im-fine-sticker","title":"Emo Elmo On Fire I'm Fine Glitter Shiny Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis 3-inch holographic glitter sticker captures the chaotic energy of today’s meme culture with Emo Elmo on fire declaring \"I'm Fine.\" Its shiny, eye-catching design makes a bold statement, perfect for anyone who embraces the wild ride of modern life with a daring sense of humor. 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This cheeky little snek, decked out in holographic glitter foil, brings viral meme vibes with a naughty twist. Perfect for adding a sly sparkle to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you want to show off your slippery sense of humor. Stick it, flaunt it, and let everyone know you’re as slippery and sassy as this glittery snek!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898722160953,"sku":"STK-00039","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/GLITTER_ImmaSlipperieSnek.png?v=1749825715"},{"product_id":"it-is-what-it-is-and-its-not-great-sticker","title":"It Is What It Is And Its Not Great Shiny Glitter Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow off your perfectly honest mood with this hilarious “It Is What It Is And It’s Not Great” sticker. Ideal for anyone who’s mastered the art of sarcastic acceptance, it adds a sassy punch to your gear while keeping it real. 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Stick it on your stuff and let the world know you’re fabulously unpredictable!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898726814009,"sku":"STK-00041","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/GLITTER_mentallyill.png?v=1749826131"},{"product_id":"pits-ass-tits-sticker","title":"Pits Ass Tits Shiny Glitter Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe chronological order to scrubbing. 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Perfect for those who proudly own their chaos, this sparkling sticker lets everyone know you’re not just part of the drama—you’re the whole show. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you want to shine bright and stir the pot with style. 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This vinyl sticker features a deeply existential toad contemplating the void—and honestly, relatable. Perfect for the philosophical pessimist who appreciates dark humor with a slimy twist. Stick it anywhere you need a reminder that at least you're not alone in your existential dread. 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Perfect for bathroom mirrors, medicine cabinets, or anywhere you need a crude reminder to actually wash up. Because sometimes the blunt approach works best—especially when it comes with a side of sass. Stick it up and let your guests know cleanliness is next to godliness, but first it's next to hilarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51308544688441,"sku":"STK-00197","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/STK-00197.png?v=1761968113"},{"product_id":"filled-with-rage-teddy-bear-funny-vinyl-sticker","title":"Fragile Label Handle With Care - Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eWarning: This sticker means business—or at least it thinks it does. Slap this \"Handle With Care\" label on your packages and watch people treat them like they're carrying the crown jewels. Perfect for protecting your fragile items (or just messing with delivery drivers). This durable vinyl sticker sticks around longer than most friendships and won't fade in the sun. 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Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of looking sweet while internally combusting. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you need to warn people about your hidden rage. 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For anyone who's felt the urge to just lose it completely and let the universe know about it. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you need to express that you're one bad day away from joining the goat. 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This hilarious vinyl sticker captures the chaos of feathered friends caught in an awkward standoff—perfect for anyone who appreciates absurdist humor. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or car and prepare for confused laughs from passersby. Weather-resistant and fade-proof, this sticker survives better than the geese would in an actual confrontation. Because sometimes the best comedy comes with wings and zero self-awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51308651610425,"sku":"STK-00212","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/STK-00212.png?v=1761969972"},{"product_id":"certified-silly-goose-stamp-badge-funny-vinyl-sticker","title":"Certified Silly Goose Stamp Badge - Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour official certification has arrived—you're now a Certified Silly Goose, complete with an official-looking stamp badge to prove it. This vinyl sticker is the perfect way to claim your rightful place in the poultry comedy hall of fame. Slap it on your belongings and let the world know you've earned your stripes (or feathers, rather). Built to withstand sun, rain, and the judgment of people who don't understand your sense of humor, this sticker won't fade or peel. Because sometimes you need documentation that your silliness is legitimate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFoil styles feature holographic\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51308654625081,"sku":"STK-00213","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/STK-00213.png?v=1761970061"},{"product_id":"evil-goose-raising-demons-funny-vinyl-sticker","title":"Evil Goose Raising Demons - Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the most sinister waterfowl to ever waddle across the underworld—an evil goose summoning chaos one demon at a time. This darkly comedic vinyl sticker is for those who appreciate their humor with a side of mischief and supernatural shenanigans. Stick it anywhere you want to raise eyebrows (and possibly spirits). Durable and weather-resistant, this sticker laughs in the face of fading, peeling, and UV rays. Perfect for the goth goose enthusiast or anyone who thinks cute is overrated. Your car, laptop, or water bottle just got a whole lot more diabolical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51308658983225,"sku":"STK-00220","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/STK-00220.png?v=1761970371"}],"url":"https:\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/collections\/glitter-stickers.oembed?page=2","provider":"Sleazy Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}