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Tough enough to stick around, it’s the perfect way to laugh off your scatterbrained days like a total boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50859068064057,"sku":"STK-00009","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/5_c84ab20e-9788-44e0-9ce9-fa81f933a085.png?v=1778495458"},{"product_id":"built-a-bridge-got-over-it-sticker","title":"Built A Bridge \u0026 Got Over It Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate leaving the drama behind with the Built A Bridge \u0026amp; Got Over It Sticker! 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This cheeky little gem proudly declares your expert-level laziness. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook to instantly upgrade your stuff with a sassy, “I’m too cool to care” vibe. Tough enough to survive your wildest chill sessions and easy to stick—because even laziness has standards. 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This cheeky feline rules the caffeine kingdom with attitude and style, perfect for anyone who knows that coffee is the real crown jewel. 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Channeling iconic glam vibes without saying the name, this sticker is perfect for anyone who loves a little naughty flair and a whole lot of style. Stick it on and let your inner superstar shine with a wink and a purr!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50859076485433,"sku":"STK-00017","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/10_2ff9438e-1fd4-404b-bc60-8c0c562c7d43.png?v=1778495427"},{"product_id":"cowboy-crab-sticker","title":"Cowboy Crab Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay howdy to the Cowboy Crab Sticker—a sassy crustacean straight from the wild west, here to lasso laughs and steal the spotlight! Slap this quirky little outlaw on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook for an instant dose of cheeky charm. Tough enough to stick around through all your adventures, it’s the perfect way to flaunt your playful attitude with a pinch of crabby sass. 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It’s the sassy truth behind what makes milk... milk. Perfect for those who love a naughty pun and aren’t afraid to milk the humor for all it’s worth. Stick it, laugh loud, and let everyone know you’ve got a wicked sense of humor!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50859088904505,"sku":"STK-00021","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/27_02053db9-aa01-47f2-8eed-ac26f8eba2e5.png?v=1778495415"},{"product_id":"crude-opossum-breathing-fire-sticker","title":"Crude Opossum Breathing Fire Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnleash the sass with the Crude Opossum Breathing Fire Sticker! This fierce little critter may munch on whatever it finds, but don’t let that fool you—it's basically a tiny, fire-breathing dragon with attitude. Stick it anywhere you want to add a spicy, naughty twist and show off your wild side with a possum that’s as sassy as it is unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50859102077241,"sku":"STK-00022","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/26_b33fd2d2-1d83-46e2-9da7-b3de329cd24e.png?v=1778495409"},{"product_id":"dont-be-a-dick-sticker","title":"Don't Be A Dick Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpice up your stuff with the Don't Be A Dick Sticker—a sassy little rebel that doesn’t beat around the bush. This bold, chunky design delivers a cheeky, no-filter reminder to play nice, making kindness downright irresistible. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook to keep things naughty, nice, and impossible to miss while turning heads and cracking smiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50859110760761,"sku":"STK-00025","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/Don_t_Be_A_Dick_6eef3154-da06-4b5c-b3be-2adf7a24157b.png?v=1750195324"},{"product_id":"excuse-my-sass-sticker","title":"Excuse My Sass Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet your new favorite sidekick: the Excuse My Sass Sticker featuring a mischievous raccoon who’s too cool to care. Perfect for anyone who’s got a little attitude and isn’t afraid to show it. 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This sassy little gem lets you toss the petty stuff aside with flair and a wink. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook to add a cheeky punch of attitude and keep your mood hilariously unbothered. 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This cheeky little snek, decked out in holographic glitter foil, brings viral meme vibes with a naughty twist. Perfect for adding a sly sparkle to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you want to show off your slippery sense of humor. Stick it, flaunt it, and let everyone know you’re as slippery and sassy as this glittery snek!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898722160953,"sku":"STK-00039","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/88_2166ae36-b3e4-41a5-ae8f-ce2666f09eeb.png?v=1778495327"},{"product_id":"it-is-what-it-is-and-its-not-great-sticker","title":"It Is What It Is And Its Not Great Shiny Glitter Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow off your perfectly honest mood with this hilarious “It Is What It Is And It’s Not Great” sticker. Ideal for anyone who’s mastered the art of sarcastic acceptance, it adds a sassy punch to your gear while keeping it real. 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Stick it on your stuff and let the world know you’re fabulously unpredictable!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"132\" data-start=\"86\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlitter styles feature holographic sparkle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898726814009,"sku":"STK-00041","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/105_ff09144e-7871-49a9-959c-5db0d7947904.png?v=1778495115"},{"product_id":"pits-ass-tits-sticker","title":"Pits Ass Tits Shiny Glitter Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe chronological order to scrubbing. Keep it real and cheeky with the “Pits Ass Tits” sticker—because sometimes life’s essentials deserve a little sass and a lot of laughs. 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This sassy little sticker delivers a playful punchline that’s sure to crack up anyone who sees it. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or anywhere you want to show off your fun, flirty side with a dash of humor. Stick it, laugh, repeat!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898734973241,"sku":"STK-00047","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/1204.png?v=1778514418"},{"product_id":"hey-quick-question-are-you-fuckin-kidding-me-sticker","title":"Hey Quick Question Are You Fuckin Kidding Me Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky sticker says it all: \"Hey, quick question—are you fuckin' kidding me?\" Perfect for adding a sassy punch to your laptop, water bottle, or notebook. 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Perfect for those who like to live on the edge (or just love a good laugh), this cheeky decal adds a sassy twist to any surface. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or car and let everyone know you’re not afraid to cause a little chaos—safely, of course!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898736283961,"sku":"STK-00054","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/78_04eb8aaf-7f02-426d-9be3-cdf58f6c3d5b.png?v=1778495002"},{"product_id":"issues-and-tissues-sticker","title":"Issues And Tissues Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a dash of sass to your stuff with the Issues And Tissues Sticker! Perfect for anyone who’s got a few problems but handles them with a wink and a tissue box. Slap this cheeky sticker on your gear to show you’re all about real talk, a little drama, and a whole lot of attitude. Because sometimes, you just need tissues for those issues—and a good laugh too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898750046521,"sku":"STK-00062","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/85_9106fad0-330b-4572-94d7-2f31aed4fd99.png?v=1778494987"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-fuck-off-sticker","title":"Live Laugh Fuck Off Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake a bold statement with the Live Laugh Fuck Off Sticker! Perfect for those who live life unapologetically, laugh loudly, and aren’t afraid to tell the world to back off. This cheeky decal adds a sassy punch to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you want to keep it real with a side of attitude. Because sometimes, you just gotta live, laugh, and say “fuck off” with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"182\" data-start=\"135\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"228\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898764366137,"sku":"STK-00070","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/96_faf403bb-c270-4aa5-9238-d303eeb2d5f6.png?v=1778494952"},{"product_id":"me-goosta-sticker","title":"Me Goosta Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring some sassy Spanish flair with the Me Goosta Sticker! Featuring a cheeky goose that’s all about those good vibes and bold attitudes, this sticker is perfect for anyone who loves to say “Me Goosta” with a wink. Stick it on your gear and let everyone know you’re here for the fun, the sass, and a little bit of goosey mischief. Honk yeah!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898770264377,"sku":"STK-00074","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/203.png?v=1778514354"},{"product_id":"mess-with-the-honk-sticker","title":"Mess With The Honk Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eWarning: Mess With The Honk Sticker ahead! Perfect for those who aren’t afraid to ruffle some feathers and bring the noise. Slap this cheeky decal on your stuff to show you mean business—with a honk and a whole lot of attitude. Because sometimes, it’s not just a honk, it’s a sassy warning you don’t want to ignore!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898772951353,"sku":"STK-00078","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/127_13555936-b941-4168-86e2-6a6047314178.png?v=1778494840"},{"product_id":"omg-dead-sticker","title":"OMG Dead Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eExpress your dramatic side with the OMG Dead Sticker! Perfect for those moments when life’s just too much—or too hilarious—to handle. This cheeky decal lets you say it all without saying a word, adding a sassy punch to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you need to drop that “OMG, I’m dead” energy. Because sometimes, you just gotta laugh till you’re literally dead!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898781208889,"sku":"STK-00085","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/116_d8b0138b-d0dd-44b1-a110-4df071114788.png?v=1778494829"},{"product_id":"penis-with-angel-wings-sticker","title":"Penis With Angel Wings Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eTake your humor to new heights with the Penis With Angel Wings Sticker! Made for those who love a naughty laugh with a divine twist, this cheeky decal brings a mischievous sparkle wherever you place it. Flaunt your daring side and prove your sense of humor is angelic—just with a naughty little smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898787565881,"sku":"STK-00088","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/Penis_With_Angel_Wings_af41ad35-e1e4-4c60-b90b-b09d33ae0c27.png?v=1750195256"},{"product_id":"rubber-chicken-ahhhhhhhhh-sticker","title":"Rubber Chicken AHHHHHHHHH Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet ready to squawk with the Rubber Chicken AHHHHHHHHH Sticker! Perfect for those who love a wild, cheeky laugh with a naughty edge, this hilarious decal brings chaotic fun wherever you stick it. Let everyone know you’re all about that loud, silly energy—and aren’t afraid to shout it out with a sassy squawk!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50898795495737,"sku":"STK-00093","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/130_dda79173-766d-49f9-b2d6-96217ee98d62.png?v=1778494814"},{"product_id":"why-because-fuck-you-thats-why-funny-vinyl-sticker","title":"Why Because Fuck You That's Why Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmbrace your inner sloth with this hilarious vinyl sticker that perfectly sums up your mood: calm, chill, and ready to tell the world to fuck off with style. Stick it anywhere to remind everyone that sometimes the best answer is simply, \"Why? 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Perfect for anyone who loves to keep things cheeky and a little bit naughty, it’s the perfect badge of honor for your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you want to show off your playful side. Quack up the fun and let everyone know you’re in charge of silliness!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50907021312313,"sku":"STK-00103","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/153_295da9e0-195b-4de7-a00e-023185a1a01e.png?v=1778494404"},{"product_id":"silly-goose-juice-funny-vinyl-sticker","title":"Silly Goose Juice Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet your daily dose of organic silliness with the Silly Goose Juice Funny Vinyl Sticker. Packed with 100% fresh honk, this cheeky sticker is the perfect way to quench your silly little tastebuds. 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Perfect for those who’ve been serving sass and attitude from day one, this sticker is as fierce and fearless as a cat with nine lives. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you want to remind the world you’re proudly unchanging and fabulously bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50907023999289,"sku":"STK-00134","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/129_bfe9e230-73fa-403f-8e3a-cb07b094ef5e.png?v=1778494372"},{"product_id":"sweet-treat-oclock-funny-vinyl-sticker","title":"Sweet Treat O'Clock Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt’s always the perfect time for a little indulgence with this sassy \"Sweet Treat O'Clock\" vinyl sticker. Stick it on your favorite snack stash, laptop, or water bottle to remind everyone that dessert waits for no one. Fun, cheeky, and totally relatable—because sweet cravings don’t keep office hours!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll stickers are 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"225\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"262\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"305\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in China, shipped from the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50907024523577,"sku":"STK-00112","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2550\/9788\/files\/165.png?v=1778494364"}],"url":"https:\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/collections\/funny-gifts.oembed?page=5","provider":"Sleazy Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}