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F#*K Cards

Shop our exclusive selection of dirty birthday cards featuring swear words, naughty suggestions, and honestly brutal verbal phrases. These funny birthday cards are perfect for best friends, siblings, and romantic partners and for making an unforgettable memory.

Get Your Dick Ready - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Get Your Dick Ready - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Get Your Dick Ready

$ 1.60 USD

You're A Crazy Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
You're A Crazy Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You're A Crazy Bitch

$ 4.50 USD

Pizza Dat Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Pizza Dat Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Pizza Dat Ass

$ 4.50 USD

For Fuck's Sake - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
For Fuck's Sake - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

For Fuck's Sake

$ 1.60 USD

You Drive Me Fucking Nuts - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
You Drive Me Fucking Nuts - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Drive Me Fucking Nuts

$ 4.50 USD

Your Special Day Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Your Special Day Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Your Special Day Bitch

$ 4.50 USD

Magical Piece of Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Magical Piece of Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Magical Piece of Shit

$ 4.50 USD

Favorite Pain In The Ass
Favorite Pain In The Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Favorite Pain In The Ass

$ 4.50 USD

Baddest Bitch I Know - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Baddest Bitch I Know - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Baddest Bitch I Know

$ 4.50 USD

Married And Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Married And Shit

$ 4.50 USD

Hormonal Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Hormonal Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Hormonal Ass

$ 1.60 USD

You Never Age You Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
You Never Age You Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Never Age You Bitch

$ 4.50 USD

Fuck Your Birthday
Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday

$ 1.60 USD

I Love You Bitch
I Love You Bitch

I Love You Bitch

$ 4.50 USD

funny pinata birthday card for adult
Oh Shit Piñata

Oh Shit Piñata

$ 4.50 USD

Oh Snap, Bitch! - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Oh Snap, Bitch! - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Oh Snap, Bitch!

$ 4.50 USD

Sorry I Was An Asshole - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Sorry I Was An Asshole - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Sorry I Was An Asshole

$ 4.50 USD

Merry Christmas Motherfucker
Merry Christmas Motherfucker

Merry Christmas Motherfucker

$ 1.60 USD

Fuck Off - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Fuck Off - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
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Fuck Off

$ 1.60 USD

Go Apeshit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Go Apeshit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Go Apeshit

$ 1.60 USD

You Dumb Motherfucker - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
You Dumb Motherfucker - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Dumb Motherfucker

$ 4.50 USD

Fuck You Raw
Fuck You Raw

Fuck You Raw

$ 4.50 USD

Fuck You're Really Damn Old
Fuck You're Really Damn Old

Fuck You're Really Damn Old

$ 4.50 USD

Merry Christmas Bitch Funny Holiday Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Bitch

Merry Christmas Bitch

$ 1.60 USD

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