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F#*K Cards

Shop our exclusive selection of dirty birthday cards featuring swear words, naughty suggestions, and honestly brutal verbal phrases. These funny birthday cards are perfect for best friends, siblings, and romantic partners and for making an unforgettable memory.

Pizza Dat Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Pizza Dat Ass
Get Your Dick Ready - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Get Your Dick Ready
You Drive Me Fucking Nuts - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Drive Me Fucking Nuts
You're A Crazy Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You're A Crazy Bitch
Magical Piece of Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Magical Piece of Shit
Hormonal Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Hormonal Ass
Your Special Day Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Your Special Day Bitch
Baddest Bitch I Know - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Baddest Bitch I Know
For Fuck's Sake - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

For Fuck's Sake
Favorite Pain In The Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Favorite Pain In The Ass
Friends & Fuckers, 8 Card Bundle - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Friends & Fuckers, 8 Card Bundle
You're Fucking Amazing - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You're Fucking Amazing
We've Done A Lot Of Sketchy Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

We've Done A Lot Of Sketchy Shit
Sorry I Was An Asshole - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Sorry I Was An Asshole
Fuck Off - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Fuck Off
You Never Age You Bitch - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Never Age You Bitch
You Are The Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Are The Shit
You Dumb Motherfucker - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You Dumb Motherfucker
Get Fucked

Get Fucked
Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday
Married And Shit - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Married And Shit
Fuck It Mug - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Fuck It Mug
Fuck Off Cat Bodies Mug - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Fuck Off Cat Bodies Mug
Merry Christmas Bitch Funny Holiday Greeting Card

Merry Christmas Bitch

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