Lovey Dovey Pack, 6 Card Bundle

Sleazy Greetings

Regular price $ 14.95 USD

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- Some cards have writing on the inside and or writing on the back.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in North Carolina onto 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Comes with 6 cards:

  1. Tyrannosaurus Sex
  2. Damn You're A Fetch
  3. Do Me In Every Paw-sition
  4. I Want You Right Meow
  5. Slide Right Into Me
  6. You Drive Me Fucking Nuts

Greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language.

We've all been there, standing in the convenience store aisle searching the shelves for a card that represents the f#*ked up relationship you have with your best friend, partner, family member, or fellow co-worker.

One August day in 2017, our founder and owner, Nathaniel Treichler, was in the same situation. Out of the hundreds available, he couldn't find a suitable birthday card for his brother. This lead to the birth of Sleazy Greetings, a greeting card brand committed to producing strictly unprofessional cards.

"We will bring greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language to market. Instead of sending your close friends a clique and stale "Happy Birthday" card, you can deliver a memorable experience with a classy "Happy Birthday yah b**ch" on a quality piece of folded parchment." ~ Nathaniel, May 4th on Facebook

Our Cards

Later into the Spring of 2018, we finally started designing our first line of cards with the artistic help of our chief designer, Tyra Berta.

Our production took months—mostly to find a suitable manufacturer that met our standards. Finally, we found our soulmate, an environmentally friendly manufacturer out of North Carolina, USA. All of our stationery products are made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper and printed with water soy-based inks. You can basically eat them...but please don't.

Our Goal

Our main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards.


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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews

I ordered the lovey dovey pack. I love them! Great quality and lots of laughs when i showed the cards to my hubby.

Best. Cards. Ever.

We’ve all been there where we have to get someone the perfect card but you don’t want to go for the generic, cheesy, bland card that you picked up less than 30 feet from either balloons or chocolates. These cards fix all of that. Quick delivery, wonderful quality, fantastic cards. Each card comes in its own plastic sleeve with a quality envelope that actually closes when you seal it. Each card is either blank on the inside to leave your own personal touch or contains a very short message that isn’t overbearing and leaves enough space to write up your own message. 10/10, 5 stars, this is where I’m going for all of my cards from now on (except maybe for my parents).